Q: Why do Blondes wear Pony-Tails?

A: To hide the Air Valve!

Q: Why did the blond have a sore belly button?

A: Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

Q: How do you confuse a blond?

A: Put her in a curricular room and tell her to pee in the corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?

A: She tells you she did it.

Q: What does a blonde and a computer have in common?

A: You never appreciate either one until they go down on you.

Q: How do you change a blondes mind?

A: Blow in her ear.

Q: What do you call a blond with a dollar on her head?

A: All you can eat under a buck.

Q: What is the similarity between a smart blond, Santa and the tooth fairy?

A: They are all make believe.

Q: Why did the blond climb on the roof?

A: She heard that drinks were on the house.

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

A: There is a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Q: What do you call a blond with a half brain?

A: Gifted.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One... blondes will screw anything.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and government bonds?

A: Bonds mature blondes don't.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde is sexually satisfied?

A: Who cares.

Q: Why do blondes rub their eyes when they wake up?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Q: How are blondes and parking spaces alike?

A: All the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.

Q: How is a blonde different than a 747?

A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: How are blondes like spaghetti?

A: They squirm when you eat them.

Q: What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?

A: An air bubble.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes in a row?

A: A wind tunnel.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Why is a blondes brain pea sized in the morning?

A: It swelled.

Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?

A: The more you bang them the looser they get.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?

A: She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.

Q: What do turtles and blondes have in common?

A: Once there on their back they're screwed.

Q: How is a blonde like a doorknob?

A: Everybody gets a turn.

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

Q: What do blondes do in the morning?

A: Get up and go home.

Q: What do blondes say in the morning?

A: Who are you guys anyway.

Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?

A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

A: An interpreter

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the m & m factory?

A: She threw out all the ones with w's.

Q: What can strike a blonde without them even knowing it?

A: A thought

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Red means stop.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?

A: You take your shoe's off before you get on a trampoline.

Q: Why don't blondes like vibrators?

A: They're hard on their teeth.

Q: A dumb blonde a smart blonde and Santa Claus jump off of a bridge, who makes the bigger splash?

A: The dumb blonde because the others don't exist.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

A: One's a busy ditch.